Tourist

Tourist

We'll

Ride that train in Norway

Cruise the Seine in France

Cross that bridge when we come to it

Perform a traditional Greek dance

Check out lines in Amsterdam

Floating across its canals

Just like Venice over floods

Looking for a second chance

We'll

Swiss mountain cheesy

Austrian boots Nazi

Italian sleazy

Without giving two hoots

Of anyone's party or cahoots

For who gives a damn

If shopping is involved

As female psychology

Or spending resolved

What may cost more

May still cost less

Being a tourist

Is simply a test

Being patient

In a male vest

To fit a need

Of cultural greed

Where no one fits in

As everyone bleeds

So stop and think about it

If this is a test

Is it a nuclear test?

Which begs the question

About where we are going

If the river is fast

Why are we slowing

Down?

We'll

Come to that later

Sooner than you think

While you're not in the water

You still have to drink

So quench your thirst

As you're traveling past

You may not be the first

But you won't be last
Out of danger